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Adventures in picking, pickling, and homemade sauerkraut

Two weeks ago, I went to Ontario for a little family/business/pleasure roadtrip. About 3 kilometers east of Fenelon Falls, I went to a farm where they had a table selling produce. I’m the special kind of stupid that forgets I’m a blogger, so I forgot to take pictures of the farm stand and the turkeys making a ruckus at the farm gate. So let me interrupt this blog post with an appreciation of turkeys and ducks:

A family of wild turkeys passes by the Discovery Shack at Gami’ing Nature Centre. They’re heading over into the farmer’s soybeans.

I managed to take pictures of the one lonesome Muscovy duck, Mamma, who belongs to the people I stayed with down the road. Mamma used to look after the chickens, and at nine years old, if she survives over the winter, she’ll do so again in the spring. She apparently likes to kick the hens off the eggs so she can hatch and look after the chicks. Though I wonder, with broody hens, if they’ll give up that easily.

They had to spend about an hour a day out in the garden, vacuuming the squash bugs off the leaves. They let me harvest purple beans from their box garden full of them. And even though obviously I’d found my camera, I forgot to take pictures of that, too. So instead, I can to show you the giant zucchini, the dozen corn, some tomatoes, and the cabbage I bought, with the basket of beans right here on my kitchen counter (look up: it’s the header image).

So, pickling!

Two nights ago, I took the last of the corn and transformed it into corn relish. The recipe was not the same as last year’s; it called for too much flour in the sauce, so I am afraid it’s too creamy. Still, corn relish is better than the green relish you get at the store. It’s homemade by me, which beats your random corn relish.

Yesterday’s efforts began with slicing cucumbers, peppers, and onions to make a batch of bread-and-butter pickles (7 jars). Cucumbers are surprisingly hard on your knives! I have a sharpening stone, for which the traditional lubricant is spit. I sharpened the big butcher knife twice, once with the stone and once with the pestle (ceramic also sharpens blades) from my mortar-and-pestle. Here they are, pre-salting.

And then I got ambitious enough to make a batch of sauerkraut with the very large head of cabbage featured above. I chopped up the whole head and salted it in this pickle crock.

A 3 gallon crock from Medicine Hat, Alberta

I used the instructions from Boing Boing, whose creator sounds like the kind of guy I’d get along with — he wrote a book about making everything. You can read all about it at the bottom of the “How to make sauerkraut” instructions.

But I had a problem: I have no 9-¾” wooden disk to push down or cover the contents of the crock. So I phoned Dad to ask him to cut me one, “and not out of plywood.” The old man actually sounded happy to have something to do, which is surprising because it was a favour for me and usually he’s like “I’ve got enough to do, make it yourself.” But in this case, I can’t. It requires a band saw or at least a jig saw, and a belt sander to smooth the edges.

So I tried to weigh down the cabbage with a plastic bag filled with water, but the bag leaked. Now I have more watery contents in the crock pot, but that’s OK because it helps keep the environment anaerobic. I added more salt. The plate I inverted keeps most stuff from floating. I have no “bloom” on my stuff yet, and that’s a good sign.

One week later, my sauerkraut-in-the-making still looks like this:  

And short of jarring it, I’m all done. Unless some something like an excess of green tomatoes happens, the pickling is over for the year.

Garden failures, and the start of harvesting

My ambitious SPIN farm plan (above) hasn’t panned out this season. After expecting to blog every week about how my garden grows, I’ve met with, well, failure. How embarrassing.

Some things didn’t grow at all, or were quickly lost: peppers, garlic, dill, mint, pole beans, carrots, chard, beets, cavolo.

After boxing up and adding new soil to the section intended for salad — stolen by small birds and animals — the perimeter defence wasn’t good enough. The sparrows were coming in from the top. So I chicken-wired the lot!

Many tomato seedlings sprung up, so when the section intended for chard, beets, and spinach failed, I put the tomatoes in. They liked it! I feel like tomatoes can thrive anywhere. And the rocket (arugula) also did well, scattered in the plot.

A 12″ deep above-ground planter box, originally meant for carrots, was good for nothing except the two plantain weeds for my rabbits. Even when I transplanted lettuce there – capped with a glass shelf to deter the birds – it failed. All my lettuce sprouts die or get stolen wherever I transplant them, and it’s getting really frustrating that this happens.

Harvesting is underwhelming: I’ve come to admit that none of my cucurbits will be producing any squash, watermelon (they didn’t make it – it’s a mystery what happened to them), or pumpkins for me this year, except for one cucumber plant that isn’t even for pickling. I should have eaten the flowers all along. Here is the seasonal progression:

And more bad news: the beautiful cucumbers that made up for the dismal start to my backyard garden? They got cucumber wilt, a bacterial disease transmitted by cucumber beetles. I wrote a paper on it only last year. The paper is a dry synthesis of a lot of information out there. It’s useful to the organic farmer planting a good couple of rows of cucurbits.

Here are photos of my garden when the drought finally ended:

Cherry tomatoes

And my first fruits of the garden – not counting a handful of curly yellow beans – are these delicious cherry tomatoes. At least they’re producing a respectable harvest, and the small Roma plants, too. The parent plant is very prolific. I’m looking forward to having more of them this coming weekend, when I get back to Montreal from my parents’ in Ontario.

The cool weather has brought on more new growth. So at least there’s that.

Kaori executing a snack attack

Every day, I put the rabbits out if they show the least bit of interest. The girls usually do. Kaori is my confident lady. Elizabeth is, too, in a different way — as an escape artist that has finally understood the concept of herding. Kaori just trusts that the world isn’t that scary a place, and knows that she can do no wrong, because she hardly ever does. Except now, she’s decided to get into eating the pepper plants. Here she was chomping down on a pepper plant just as I took this photo. I picked her up and put her down in a different part of the yard.

In other garden news, the sumac that I planted last year is now about my height, and the lower leaves are beginning to change colour for fall. In addition, more wildflowers are creeping into my soon-to-be meadow.

As the growing season soon will be over, I’m planning changes so that next year is more productive. Other gardens nearby were lusher. This is what I want: a proper fence down the meridian of the front yard, and a rain barrel with a seeping hose so that I can better serve the water needs of my front garden. The back garden wants lots of compost enrichment this fall, soil testing in the spring, liming it, and getting things better prepared earlier in the season.

Thus was my 2012 garden adventure. I hope you carry on reading my adventures in cooking and other house projects through the winter!

Lilies, at least, can be counted upon whatever the weather.

The neighbours under our decks

Ever since I moved here (six years ago at time of writing), I’ve had a skunk living under my deck. I’m quite fond of the beast, despite that it eats my day lilies when they bloom (but it also eats slugs!).

And by “it,” I’d better refer to it as “she.” I accommodate her passage to my back garden by leaving a gap under the fence on two sides. She has to pass through two other properties before she can get home; thankfully my immediate neighbours seem to feel the same way about her, and don’t freak out when their dog starts barking about the silent black-and-white intruder. (Yes, my dog once got sprayed. It’s a rite of passage for dogs!)

I took the above photo early one morning, when I saw her from my chair vantage by the patio door. She came in from her night of partying (foraging) and took a long, long, looooong drink at the dish. She was looking rather hour-glass shaped. She was going to need a place soon. She then trundled under the deck –yay!– and then, a minute later, waddled back out – uh oh. Was the space already occupied?

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How to strain lumps out of paint

(This post has no other photos because I didn't think it was as brilliant an idea to blog about before I did it - but my technique worked so well, I have to share it.)

So you left the paint in the garage or in the cold cellar and it froze and now you have lumpy paint. Congratulations! Lumpy paint is a pain in the neck, and also fugly to take a picture of. (Bonus, if the lumps are pigment — mine were making nice blueberry smears until I mixed it properly and painted over them.)

You could roll that lumpy paint on the wall anyway, and use a putty knife to take the skins and lumps off while it’s still wet. Or, when it’s dry, use a wall sander (like you’re supposed to!) or a sanding block to knock the lumpy bits off. Don’t rub too hard, or you’ll mess up the otherwise smooth finish.

Still, I betcha don’t want to roll lumpy paint on the wall. You’d rather filter it, right? But you either don’t have a screen sieve of the right gauge, or you don’t want to use one from your kitchen. So here’s what you do:

All 10-pound potato sacks have a nylon screen window. If you don’t have a 10-lb bag of potatoes, go buy one or ask your friend or neighbour for the bag. Do it.

  1. Cut the window out, leaving a good margin on the paper bag edges.
  2. Take some packing/masking/duct tape and tape the window around the top edge of the paint can, on the pouring side, of course, not with the handle in the middle. Don’t tape it too hard because you might need to remove it after pouring. You don’t even have to tape it at all, but it helps.
  3. Tuck the edges with tape or your fingers to cup the window screen slightly.
  4. Mix the paint well! Make sure it’s consistent, lumps and all.
  5. Pour the paint   s l o w l y  through the nylon screen into the paint tray.
  6. If you’re not emptying the can, then as you upright the can, remove the screen and pinch the corners together. Place the screen on the lid of the can or support it above the can so that it can drip. You can use your brush to encourage the lumps to give up the last of their good paint.

At the end of painting, you can throw the screen out, finish the paint in the can, and recycle the can.

Here’s what happens to it in the environment:

In an aerobic environment, the paper biodegrades, and so will latex or linseed oil base paints — fungi and bacteria digest these. Even petro-chemical-derived paints biodegrade, but you can still find paints made in a traditional way.

However, not a lot of landfills are aerobic environments, so… I don’t know how they’ll decompose. Landfills produce methane – a harmful greenhouse gas, unless the landfill company harvests it for biogas fuel.

Then there’s the nylon screen, which is a little problematic. It will stick around for 30-40 years (less time than a plastic bag, but still). But it was manufactured for another purpose, and you just reused it…which is good.

The thing that worries me the most about nylon in the environment is that we have tons of “ghost” fishing gear abandoned in the oceans, tragically maiming and killing marine life. And in terrestrial ecosystems, we stake nylon nets to hold down mats of sod on slopes, to prevent the slope from eroding until the vegetation takes over to hold it in place. The sod that turns into a grassy, weedy hillside will be encased at the surface and root level by a nylon net. While it’s still strong, it will trap and maim a few field mice and other animals. Landscaping ought to be more ecological.

Recycle old paint

Keep in mind that biodegradation is a process that works on organic compounds; the minerals — like zinc and titanium — in the coatings and the pigments stick around. Even if there was no other way to use them again than in paint (whether they get recovered from paint to use elsewhere is doubtful), trace elements cannot be recovered from the environment. They can’t be mined again.

All of which is why it’s important to recycle old paint, and not throw it out. Particularly if you can’t be bothered dealing with lumpy paint!

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