Acopian Bird Savers are a relatively inconspicuous (visible, but not unsightly) way to prevent bird crashes, guaranteed. They’re a light curtain of strings that wave in the wind, in front of your windows – so birds don’t mistake them for trees or sky.

They have a Build-Your-Own tutorial on their website; if you need a more custom solution or just want the materials done right from the get-go, you can order it from them online.

It’s fairly easy apply decals and UV liquid (remember, only useful for some bird species, not all!) by leaning outside and doing it, but the real fix — Feather Friendly — requires access and time to apply it properly. Feather Friendly is probably the most effective solution out there, and it’s meant to last. It’s easy to apply when you live on the ground floor, but not so easy at higher floors. But higher floors still need effective protection.

That means many apartment dwellers and homeowners who don’t have access to an extension ladder might find it troublesome to prevent birds from crashing into windows. (And because they don’t notice the crashes, they doubt they occur.)

I wrote this to help people who either have casement windows or modern sash-hung windows where you can tip the window inward in order to clean it. You need to be able to access the top of the frame of the window on the outside. Also, this DIY fix is affordable, and as it’s not a permanent alteration to the dwelling, you don’t need your landlord’s permission to use them.

In short: a few weeks ago, I was looking at some supplies I had, and I had an “A-ha!” moment:

Cord conduits.

Cord conduits are used to hide the unsightly collection of modem, ethernet, and speaker cables snaking around your internet and home entertainment systems. (If you also happen to have pet rabbits, then you know what I’m talking about. It’s no fun when the Internet goes down because a rabbit gave it a curious “What’s this for?” nibble.)

I had extra cord conduits I was no longer using, and I realized how easy it would be to install real bird-strike prevention on my upper story windows, if only I solve the backing sticky-tape problem.

Easy! Scrape off the old sticky tape – the cushioned kind – because it’s no longer adherent. This left a rough, soft residue on the backside of the cord conduits, which may help with the adherence of new two-sided tape.

The only question, which time will tell, is how durable the installation will be.

Also: cord conduits are easily paintable with exterior latex paint, so they can feasibly blend into your window frames. In the back of my house, the window frames are white, but in front they are beige. Of course I’m interested in matching! Matching is very fashionable. One must keep up with appearances.

Instead of writing a to-do list, here’s a gallery of steps. I recommend looking at the images here with their captions, and if you need to see it up close, click the thumbnail and it will expand to the full photograph (some thumbnails presently appear sideways):

  • Take your conduits – we’ll start with the wider version before using the narrow version. Cut them to width of your window
  • Buy ⅛” nylon string, preferably in olive green, black, or else white to match your window
  • A ⅛” drill bit for threading the string through the conduit
  • Drill holes in the bottom of the conduit spaced 3.5–4.25″ apart, and thread the nylon through. (next)
  • Cutting nylon thread requires a BBQ lighter, rather than scissors, to prevent fraying.
  • Once threaded and tied, hold the kit against the frame to test their length.
  • These knots are on the inside, they will be adjusted according to length
  • When a cord is too long, tie a knot where the right length of the string lies against the bottom of the window
  • Then, tie a matching knot on the top end of the cord (inside the conduit end) so you shorten its length.
  • You may want to move the bottom knot down to the end of the string, too – like a small pendulum weight.
  • Apply the new double-sided tape to the down side (the rough side) of the cord conduit. Peel the backing off.
  • Centre the kit carefully and stick it to the top of the outside window, on the frame. Apply pressure.
  • It should look like this when you close the window
  • This is the end result
  • Example #2: the left side of the kitchen window (main storey). The right side has Feather Friendly.
  • Measure the width of the casement and cut the conduit
  • This conduit is narrower and doesn’t open up
  • Threading it requires help from a small screwdriver
  • Push it through to the open end
  • Pull it out – you can pull several cords through to each end
  • Tie a knot in the end. Adjust the knots like in the above example for length, and follow the same steps.

If anything’s unclear in this example, please drop me a comment, and I’ll rewrite it to clarify!

If you are worried about the landlord kicking up a fuss, you can thread and stretch monofilament line between two cord conduits on the window, using guidelines from Santa Rosa National. If you paint the cord conduits to match the window frame (take a close-up photo to the paint store), the landlord may not even notice.

Happy DIY-ing!